Do all guys that leave women go to the same class to prepare to walk out the door? Why do the scripts rarely change? Do they consult the same “how to” manual? Or, is it Bar-Boy Talk?
Why Girl has created this classic composite. Rarely does the “script” vary or the No. 2 punch line change—”There is someone else!”
All of a sudden, one day, the guy says—
“There is something I want to tell you…
I am leaving.
I do not love you anymore.
There is someone else.
I have not loved you for years.
I have not been happy for a long time.
You are supposed to make me happy.
Everything is all about YOU.
No, I will not go to couple counseling.
YOU need counseling; not me.
I am not happy.
There is no way to fix this.
It’s over; it’s final.
I don’t love you anymore.
I’ll be back to get my things.
Oh, by the way, the 2 carat engagement ring. Let’s sell it; I want half of the proceeds.
I’ll pay bills for one month.
By the way, if I have to take the dogs, I am taking them to the dog shelter.
I don’t love you anymore
And, there is someone else.”